She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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