Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We left the knife in your bed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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