David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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