Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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