Already got asked if we're dating
I love black thongs
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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