Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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