I heard we made out
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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