I'm eating all of the evidence.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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