Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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