Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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