Plan B is the new Plan A
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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