smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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