I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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