just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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