So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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