Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.