Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site