Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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