What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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