Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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