She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
