I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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