Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
babies were throwing up all over the place
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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