Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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