It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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