you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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