i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We are all done wearing pants today
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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