White coat. Heels.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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