Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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