i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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