3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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