I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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