Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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