Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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