i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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