i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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