"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just want nice things and good sex
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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