If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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