Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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