I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She's the barista slut.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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