Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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