in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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