i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You've changed since you got that strap on
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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