a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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