So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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