i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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