As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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