i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i would punch a child for taco bell
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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