If i come over, it means nothing
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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