I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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