Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
how drunk are you?
Several
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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