That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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