Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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