guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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