Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
