oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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