you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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