i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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