When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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