Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
