Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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